IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP YOU CAN JUST GO about your day because i respect your choices and you are a nice person.
doodled a satsuki in the computer lab
Stronge eyebrows in the universe? EXCUSE ME
yeah excuse u
THOSE WEAK ASS EYEBROWS ARE NOT WELCOME IN A SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT!
i run this school not you
but i admire your loyalty to order
Look how happy Ishimaru is.
the only naruto head canon that matters is that kakashi’s mom forced him to do rhythmic gymnastics growing up and he liked it so much that he incorporates it into his ninjutsu
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane
Praise the Helix!
The Church of the Helix Choir brings you songs about our lord and saviour, the Helix Fossil, and the adventures of Twitch Plays Pokémon.
Please support the Church of The Helix Choir!
If there’s enough interest, our humble fellowship will make an album that chronicles the biggest events and lore in the TPP universe.
May the believers of the Helix be inspired and blessed! Amen!Praise Thee Oh Blessed Helix
Who Doth Guide Me Past The Ledge
And Giveth Holy Bird To Guide Us
With Gust and Sand-Attack
Helix We Consult Thee
Set Straight Our Frantic Path
Oak May Say It’s Not The Time For That
But You Keep Us From Dome’s Wrath
Helix Thou My Riches
I Will Toss My Nugget For Thee
When Those Who Press Start Try My Path
Thou Raise Thy Saints Of B
Rest Blessed Abby
Rest Jay Leno
You Were Not Released In Vain
Forever Helix Keep Them
As We Surf Forwards
And Cut Every Tree
The Helix Ever Will Be My Strength
As I Fly To Anarchy…
How much do you want to bet that at this year’s cons there’s going to be hordes of stumbling pokemon trainers running into walls and constantly puling out paper mache helix fossils while their friends are behind them screaming “ABBBABAXBXLEFTRIGHT”
OMG TH E POOR BABY
HE DOESN’T FIND 10 FT ALLIGATORS SCARY BUT OOOH
HAUNTED MANSIONS AND OTHER SCARY RIDES FREAK THE HELL OUT OF HIM